The Tavern originally didn't have a designated driver policy, but Moe ended up implementing one after its drunken patrons managed to cause an increase in car crashes. The tavern also includes a safe room which Moe uses when held up by Snake and once a whale. The bar itself has supposedly never been cleaned this was confirmed in the episode " Mayored to the Mob" when Homer and Mayor Quimby were in the bar and some cockroaches nearly walked away with Mayor Quimby's "change" (with Moe claiming that they were "taking care of the roach problem", although Mayor Quimby simply stated that Moe "should have seen the hospital", implying that the hospital's health hazards were even worse than the bar.). Located on Springfield's Walnut Street, it has the owner's office in the women's restroom, which is what Moe used as an office where he managed Homer's boxing career in " The Homer They Fall." The backroom often trades in endangered species and harbors fugitives, as well as being taken over by a pack of raccoons. Moe's is said to be one of the places where "everyone knows your name." You can often find Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson and Barney Gumble here, as well as other background characters and the owner Moe Szyslak. : One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like th.Moe's Tavern's regular customer, Homer Simpson.The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They didn't have white onions because of the war. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. : Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!.Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! : I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your p.īarney's Girlfriend: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink! Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo. : Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.Your little boy, Bart, could have been eaten by that pony! : I haven't been able to find a job in six years.And what training do you have?īarney: Five years of modern dance, six years of tap. : And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dime.īarney: I haven't been able to find a job in six years.Homer: What kind of catch phrase is that? Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. (Long pause, then everyone stares at Lisa) Homer: (slips as he leans on his elbow and breaks a lamp) D'oh! Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase. : Ned, since you've let me spend time with your family, I want you.Moe: (grabs Ned) If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt. Ned: Wait a second: you're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children. Moe: Hey, I don't want no one in here with their "evils of alcohol" rap.
Homer: I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend. Homer: Ned, since you've let me spend time with your family, I want you to get to know my family.
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